Rage

... It's time to mother fucking rage Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter. We're gonna take a one to ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us how pissed off goobs So pissed off this time you take your uncle on a camping trip and throw him off the top of the fucking cat Um candy, well, it's on fucking fire That's pretty fucking rageful. Yeah, fuck you. You're out the funkle. That's fun. Uncle

From taiwan and taiwan Yeah, that's interesting. It came from taiwan, but it mostly circulated through europe and russia. I think It must have lady toys in it Uh, but yeah, that's it that's all I got for fun facts goops. Well this time of motherfucking rage Rage This is the rage meter we're gonna take a one and ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us scoops how pissed off So pissed off they grab a whole bunch of army men and then you melt them down with a Metafine glass and you like get a little funnel…

... Now that is all I've got for fun facts, Goobs. Now it's time to motherfucker Rage. Oh, come on! ...

Organization called crash. I don't know if it was magazine or whatever it was, but they gave it a 91 out of a hundred so I think we played the wrong version first off I think we should have been playing the nes one or the ZX spectrum one, but goobs. That's all I got for fun facts Well, tell me it's time for the fucking rage meter Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter We're gonna tell you how pissed off this game made us and we're gonna give it a one to ten how pissed off goobs So pissed off you didn't grab…

... But like you get the ball hyped to you, but you turn around it goes up your butthole while the Fucking football is on fire. Oh jeez pretty rageful. That is pretty rageful. Like someone calls you like hey Goobs over here. You turn around Well, that is very very rageful talk about johnny cash right there burning ring of fire Well after we rage about the game we settle down and we give the game a nice one to ten rating why one to ten goobs This is some simple voluptuous thick spooky boys

... There are, it looks like little orbs, spheres. So the clear white spheres will give you a rage counter. At the bottom by your health, you'll see rage. ...

I'm player one whipping death with a towel Toby non-player to patriotic motherfucking goos This is a retro video game review show where we go over one game prep So to go over the history of the game play some fun facts and then You go right into the rage meter Like you want to grease up your asshole and jump on top of the flagpole and try to fight for your dear life Guess what's not gonna work cuz that flagpole is also on fire Yeah, it's gonna be a tricky situation Well, you know how people always want to meet…

... And we're going to start with damp pants grant. And he's writing in about rage quitting. Hey guys, I've been a fan for a long time and I want to know your beat, your, your rage quit stories whenever you beat a game in one of your very early videos. ...

... They're also doing a Golden Axe one. Shinobi one and a Streets of Rage one. And these look really cool. ...

Yeah, the play by play guy and you were going to be jerry the king lollard talking about puppies and you know being goofy so Uh, that's something shit up my foreskin and fucking Or urethra fucking all sorts of shit Yeah, and you know and with that being said that's the rage meter stuff like we always you always try to come up with something wacky and unique for To compare the rage meter pain of of how this what this game made us go through Uh, and we wouldn't have that without your co-host from derailers and…

guess these are the brand new things the games that are in currently in development that Sega is finally bringing back and they don't look like they're reimaginings of the games right like there has been a more recent I mean Streets of Rage 4 is great but it was not it was not a Sega game it was it was put out and it's excellent but it's kind of like just Streets of Rage 2 with extra stuff there aren't there's me a new Streets of Rage a new golden axe like you mentioned the new jet set radio I know there's a…

... And he's like, you know, I got a Primal Rage 2 board. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure you do. Like the holy grail of arcade collecting. Sure. Yeah. And he's like, you know, it's just sitting in my closet. It should be here. You guys are so good to the FGC. It would be great if you had something like that here. And I'm trying to be very polite. I don't believe him for a second. ...