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Level 219: Toy Story (SNES)

Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews · December 8, 2025

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01:10:38 - 01:11:27

From taiwan and taiwan Yeah, that's interesting. It came from taiwan, but it mostly circulated through europe and russia. I think It must have lady toys in it Uh, but yeah, that's it that's all I got for fun facts goops. Well this time of motherfucking rage Rage This is the rage meter we're gonna take a one and ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us scoops how pissed off So pissed off they grab a whole bunch of army men and then you melt them down with a Metafine glass and you like get a little funnel…

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... And it circulated around europe and russia. So there is a unlicensed port Which i'd like to see that I didn't look up any gameplay footage But I think that would be interesting to at least take a good old gander at you know From taiwan and taiwan Yeah, that's interesting. It came from taiwan, but it mostly circulated through europe and russia. I think It must have lady toys in it Uh, but yeah, that's it that's all I got for fun facts goops. Well this time of motherfucking rage Rage This is the rage meter we're gonna take a one and ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us scoops how pissed off So pissed off they grab a whole bunch of army men and then you melt them down with a Metafine glass and you like get a little funnel and you shove them straight up your pee hole. Oh my god Yeah, melted plastic right down there. How's that for sounding boys? That sounds like an awful time sound off one two sound off three four sound off Uh, uh goops, I need a second to recover from that rage. Uh, why don't you rage first? ...

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01:14:07 - 01:14:41

I think again the hardest level I think is the rc level just because you're slipping inside until much That's where most of my thing comes from actually because those are fucking a big pain in the ass. Yeah Okay well I Wanted to start out this uh rage meter by complaining about the continues and not having any because I wrote this rage meter Before I I did all the rest of myself Um, yeah, there's continues so I can't even complain about that anymore because you just got to collect upon the stars to get that But…

01:16:10 - 01:16:44

the platforming can be cheap with enemies popping up and flying out of nowhere like I've already said but I don't know the boss levels aren't bad and There's just the the buzz level with the tire is the hardest level. This is the hardest like boss fight in this game. So Man, i'm just gonna give this like a 5.5 on rage because I really don't see the rage being there on this one Yeah, I agree with you especially, you know after like you said we we we rode up and uh Those games ain't as scary no more and hard. So…

00:01:58 - 00:02:46

This is a retro video game review show where we go over one game per episode We go over the history of the story of the gameplay some fun facts and then We go right to the range. Do you walk into your mom's bedroom while she's using you what he and buzz at the same time? Oh, it's pretty rageful That's more than rageful. That's blindingly rageful. That's front door and back door, baby Well after we uh Blindingly go rageful on that. Uh, we settle down and we give the game a nice one to ten rating why one to ten…

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