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Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews

Level 221: Lion King (SEGA GENESIS)

Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews · December 31, 2025

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01:19:15 - 01:19:50

... It's time to mother fucking rage Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter. We're gonna take a one to ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us how pissed off goobs So pissed off this time you take your uncle on a camping trip and throw him off the top of the fucking cat Um candy, well, it's on fucking fire That's pretty fucking rageful. Yeah, fuck you. You're out the funkle. That's fun. Uncle

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... Next generation gave the sness a four out of five stars and nintendo power gave the super nintendo a 16.3 out of 20 So Yep, that's it. That's all I got for fun facts. Well, thank you toby for your fun facts. We are enlightened Now it's time for us to do something else toby. Oh, yeah, what's that my friend? It's time to mother fucking rage Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter. We're gonna take a one to ten and tell you how pissed off this game made us how pissed off goobs So pissed off this time you take your uncle on a camping trip and throw him off the top of the fucking cat Um candy, well, it's on fucking fire That's pretty fucking rageful. Yeah, fuck you. You're out the funkle. That's fun. Uncle He's the fuckle. You don't want to be the tunkle The tunkle? I don't even want to know what that is Well, maybe maybe touchy was gonna be the what i was gonna say. Oh uncle touchy Uncle touchy. Yeah. Yeah, you can throw him off the fucking cavern. He's got a canyon too. Yeah ...

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00:01:57 - 00:02:53

And player two stink bug goobs This is a retro video game review show where we go over one game per episode We go over the history of the story of the gameplay some fun facts and then You go greater rage where you're like Do you want to go out on a camping trip with your uncle and your dad on top of a canyon? ...

01:29:16 - 01:29:47

But you can look up and down. I I can't remember if you can do it in the sega one But I know you can do that in the uh super nintendo version Uh, the knockback there's such bad knockback in this where holy shit. It's worse than region again Well, I forgot to add that in my rage Maybe I should have put it at a nine, but we'll leave it at as it is But yeah, the knockback in this one is just as bad as like castlevania I there was so many times where I get knocked back into a fucking pit or something So that's…

01:27:18 - 01:27:48

Like I said, they did that that mini game is much better in tomon and pumbaa's jungle games That's what it's called for super Nintendo. We should do that game someday. That one's fun It'd be that'd be a real easy one for us to do uh, anyways, i'm I'm definitely going to give this an 8.5 on the rage And most of it does come from the wildebeest and the fucking ostrich monkey level So fuck those two levels the rest of the game is fine It's just a casual kind of playthrough for the most part besides the fucking…

01:36:21 - 01:36:55

Hell yeah, gofundme.com slash gameboree 2025 if you would like to donate if not We totally understand and we appreciate everyone that's like I said supported watched shared and all that good stuff So the rip came from being a real one Oh shit. Yeah ripkin came through the the rage father. Uh, he came up rage meter for us He he did some work that night. I'm sure his uh, it's probably the hottest hot sauces we had over here Oh, yeah, he he was shooting him like I was sweaty man It was a rough night we had some…

00:33:39 - 00:34:11

It kind of reminded me of uh Super crusty super fun house. There's a mini game in that that it's it's the same thing You're just collecting the items and running through the path, but I like these little breaks though. Yeah, it's they're nice They're not bad. I just don't like especially after that fucking rage-inducing level Yeah, i'm not a fan of the the falling bug one that you're you're catching the bugs But this one I actually like this one's fine so level three the elephant graveyard And this level is dark…

01:23:49 - 01:24:23

Like even like the last level is not as hard. It's just fucking cool. Like the levels are cool Yeah, it's just that one level it is. Why does it have to be the second level like yeah Like losing my shit as a kid. I probably have teeth marks in my second controller because I used to bite the shit out of it Guarantee you I have teeth marks on my second controller because of this game. That's rageful Yeah, so i'm giving this fucking nine out of ten Okay, that's where that level. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. It's…

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