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Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews · September 27, 2025

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00:18:26 - 00:19:01

Yeah, the play by play guy and you were going to be jerry the king lollard talking about puppies and you know being goofy so Uh, that's something shit up my foreskin and fucking Or urethra fucking all sorts of shit Yeah, and you know and with that being said that's the rage meter stuff like we always you always try to come up with something wacky and unique for To compare the rage meter pain of of how this what this game made us go through Uh, and we wouldn't have that without your co-host from derailers and…

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... Well, and the way I was thinking of it is like, you know wrestling because again back to wrestling I was going to be jr I was going to be the the one that like told you everything how it's supposed to be and you were going to be play by play Yeah, the play by play guy and you were going to be jerry the king lollard talking about puppies and you know being goofy so Uh, that's something shit up my foreskin and fucking Or urethra fucking all sorts of shit Yeah, and you know and with that being said that's the rage meter stuff like we always you always try to come up with something wacky and unique for To compare the rage meter pain of of how this what this game made us go through Uh, and we wouldn't have that without your co-host from derailers and stuff, uh ripkin Who came up with the idea of the rage meter? Was it the rage meter or the game's the goobs genie? No, he came up with the rage meter He's the father of the rage is what I like to call him. Yeah, that's right. He's the father of the rage um I think the goobs genie ...

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It was fucking hilarious Yeah So we've we've given ourselves some fun gimmicks. Uh, I always love our our our halloween themed episodes Yeah, those are really good, too Or uh, what do we call it? Rage of ween rage of ween episodes? we We had a gimmick going along for a long time where every month was a different like gimmick Um god that was tough month and then buddy when we fucking did the alphabet Yeah, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Let me yeah, so we had a bunch of like gimmick themed months and like oh, this is Uh…

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Doing it with all the the hyper energy Anyways, we usually go over retro video games and we rate and review them at the end not before we do something goobs What do we do? When we go right to the rage mirror. Do you want to grab a glab? We're professionals here You want to grab a glass bottle and like shove it directly up your urethra? ...

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but yeah, just so many similarities on everything and uh just Kind of wild kind of wild. Okay, so a couple of like the little things that we do every episode Just touch on here We always do like uh the rage meter, of course And uh pretty much just I look around and see what's around and just like put that in my body or someone else's body Normally light it on fire And then that's uh how I come up with that. It's all improv And that's another thing too about the show is uh toby he has his notes and shit But I go…

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Anyone can just kind of jump in and listen to a few episodes of their favorite games or maybe their least favorite games and See what we think about them, you know So we've we've always tried to keep that now we we do have our ongoing jokes for you know, long-time fans and stuff Yeah, we have our ongoing bits too like the rage meter. Yeah share us the ripkin. Yes My best buddy, you know That is one really cool thing about this podcast is we've had a lot of help from our Our friends and our discord that we've met…

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