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Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews

Level 213: Bart VS The Space Mutants (NES)

Secret Levels: Retro Game Reviews · October 4, 2025

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01:15:38 - 01:16:29

Organization called crash. I don't know if it was magazine or whatever it was, but they gave it a 91 out of a hundred so I think we played the wrong version first off I think we should have been playing the nes one or the ZX spectrum one, but goobs. That's all I got for fun facts Well, tell me it's time for the fucking rage meter Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter We're gonna tell you how pissed off this game made us and we're gonna give it a one to ten how pissed off goobs So pissed off you didn't grab…

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... the zx spectrum version Sinclair i'm not sure your cinclair is what whatever it's called I don't know what that is, but apparently they gave that version a 92 out of a hundred And they weren't the only ones. There's another Organization called crash. I don't know if it was magazine or whatever it was, but they gave it a 91 out of a hundred so I think we played the wrong version first off I think we should have been playing the nes one or the ZX spectrum one, but goobs. That's all I got for fun facts Well, tell me it's time for the fucking rage meter Oh, come on Rage This is the rage meter We're gonna tell you how pissed off this game made us and we're gonna give it a one to ten how pissed off goobs So pissed off you didn't grab your fucking modem You're gonna light it on fire shove it scrape your fucking pea hole then piss it out and shove it up your fucking asshole While it's still lit on fire then you're gonna shit that out and you're gonna fucking eat it while it's still on fire Then you're gonna swallow it gross Fucking rage a ween Your insides are burnt up. Yeah goobs is having some Behind the scenes. You don't know this but goobs is really mad right now because he's having internet issues ...

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And I'm player two Oliver last name closed off goobs This is a retro video game review show where we go over one game per episode we go over the history of the story the game Play some fun facts and then you know straight in the rage mood You want to grab an octopus look an alien shove a scrape your ass and let it fight for his dear life Well stuffed up there blocked by a line. Oh, oh Sounds really sounds rageful. I don't like any of the hat if you want to hear the real story of that you go check out uh Are…

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And that's a downside of this game. You got to collect like different items do things You got to collect the items to get through the level. You got to collect the fucking the troops to fucking Get your family at the end Of the stage to help you out It's a bunch of collecting if you miss something you got to go back through the level. I sound like i'm gonna go rage again That tends to happen during rage a week but yeah The graphics are not bad the level layups not bad besides a couple of them I'm gonna say right…

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There's also some barbershop poles that move up and down and hurt you They're just like those aliens that jump up and down but they kind of have Some of them are assholes though and don't move Yeah, I was about to say the speeds are different on them and they don't go as high or go as low. It's really weird They're just there to piss you off. They're there to make you rage goobs So there is a mini boss there's a mini boss in a lot of these and this one has quite a few But this one is one of the aliens the…

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... We'll be one of the nocturnal mysteries episodes, how did they die we will know Goobs what game did you pick for us to play first of this rage? Oh, I picked the game that you've been scared of for years. I'm trying to play this game on the show I actually sent you my own fucking copy for Christmas Yeah, and I signed it saying you are bitch On the back of it. Yep. Yep. Yep That's my childhood copy of this game. We're talking about Bart versus the space mutants So since that was your childhood copy you clearly…

00:06:51 - 00:07:25

You're like, what do you do? What am I doing? I don't understand where to go. Oh the the first alien has killed me Yeah, and it killed me again. Yeah, let's just play something else. That's what it was always like, you know So that's my experience with it is very little to none and You know what this is a perfect game for rage of weaned it to kick it off it really is goobs you did you did a slow job of picking it but Shall we get into the deets? Yeah, let's cow or bunker way into the deeds dude So this game was…

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Say about 90. I do about 10 but We get there in the end of the day whatever And uh Yeah, I think that's about it. I think I got everything didn't I toby? I I think I think we're gonna rage all the way to the end of this one. Oh, we we're raging Well, let's fucking do it buddy. We got it together Let's just uh touch tips and put our heads in pumpkins. Hey over folks Hello Fellow humans Bartholomew Hello fellow humans Bartholomew

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