... Something maybe uh, but what what what are we talking about birds and bears for because we're talking about banjo kazooie goddamn, right we are and this Is it's a little late, but we're getting to our uh Our donate everyone's like yeah, no shit boys like you're late on everything If we had a period we'd have seven babies by now with how late we are and everything We know there's an elephant in the room and his name was goobs. Toby We are elephants. Uh, yeah, so our friend ringo, uh donated to our
... That's what we've been doing with our time We've been doing no research whatsoever on anything There's like a clums swallow or something. Yeah, there's something weird tits swallow tits something Can you come naka? Something maybe uh, but what what what are we talking about birds and bears for because we're talking about banjo kazooie goddamn, right we are and this Is it's a little late, but we're getting to our uh Our donate everyone's like yeah, no shit boys like you're late on everything If we had a period we'd have seven babies by now with how late we are and everything We know there's an elephant in the room and his name was goobs. Toby We are elephants. Uh, yeah, so our friend ringo, uh donated to our Game berry last year and we're finally getting to his game which he chose Banjo kazooie for us to play. So thank you ringo. You are the man for donating and helping out the st. Jude's children's research hospital game berry fund ...
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00:08:38 - 00:09:42
She wants to do this to teach her cutesy sister Brintilda a lesson. How dare her inherit the family good looks and leave brintilda Well kind of ugly Tootie is standing outside of her and her brother banjo's house Getting ready to go on another fun-filled adventure with him. She sees their friend bottles A mole with big glasses who can't see very well As they're talking brintilda sneaks up and grabs tootie The commotion wakes up banjo and his friend and sidekick kazooie a bird in a backpack uh, she squawks for…
01:14:29 - 01:20:54
Like crash bandicoot, you know how there's like a straight way at an end point Somebody aged a bit better. Maybe maybe So but it was gonna have more of a side-scroller feel to it. I believe Banjo would also use different sports balls with different abilities as it attacks He would also lose or gain clothing as his health meter. So One point he was gonna like lose his hat He was gonna lose his shoes and like the third hit like a three strike rule. You'd been dead Kazooie was created because they wanted banjo to…
00:47:49 - 00:49:43
aesthetic aesthetics The our old old friends from the interstate gamers actually our friends from the interstate gamers Uh, his name is slipping me right now Damn it. I feel like a dick, but uh, he actually speedruns banjo. So that's a good shout out aesthetics for interstate gamers back in the day Uh, oh wait, I almost had it. It's like slugs slugs. There we go. Yeah slugs Yeah, shout out to slugs. He speedruns. Uh this game go check him out. Uh, if you can find their old podcasts and stuff anyways We should…
01:06:05 - 01:07:36
Okay, i'm glad to hear that's what you were gonna eat we're talking about birds and stuff like that so i was gonna go eat one Okay I'm, so glad that's what you were gonna eat and choking the chicken made you anyways. Yeah. Yeah you you go do what you're gonna do Uh, i'll just hang out here Well since goobs is gone, uh, I guess I can finish my banjo kazooie puzzle that I got not too long ago I'm almost finished. I just got like three or four pieces left that need to go in Uh, this one looks like it goes right…
01:10:47 - 01:11:23
That's me is gonna try to guess the price of this game. He gets the five dollar window It's one of those tall hands for the second time this episode If he's within that five dollars, he gets the sound effect Let's fucking go All right goobs we're talking lucy goosey first a cartridge nintendo 64 lucy goosey cartridge of banjo kazooie How much okay you think it's going for there pal? i'm gonna say 35 american 35 buckaroos 35 ducats 35 doubloons. I know what I see it for up here. So i'm trying to What's it trying…
00:28:04 - 00:28:50
It's very selfish. They're breaking people's houses Well, and then they they shoot all their eggs at the uh, the totem pole that's spinning around in circles and you like destroy it Yeah, that's a that's a landmark yeah, people probably prayed to that right and banjo and kazooie Are they the real villains of this? ...
01:22:12 - 01:23:42
But your game save is deleted permanently a witch. What a witch What a witch? there's a little bit of an alternate animation that'll play sometimes when you're at the Save screen or whatever when you're picking your game where it'll fling banjo out of the bed Like the bed like shoots up and flings them out. Yeah Uh, I don't know what triggers it, but it happens like kind of randomly You can actually kill the shark with the eggs Where the shark is coming after you? Yeah the hungry fucker. Yeah, you can kill him…
00:22:06 - 00:24:33
Yeah, there's no way we're going through each fucking level either. There's no fucking way. No, we We're gonna go through a couple of things in each level and then we'll wrap it up. Hopefully quick Because this is a like I said 11 to 15 hour game So, uh when you start this game up you get the rare logo and you get a nice little cut scene of banjo and his friends Playing some music. It's cute. It's fun. Good time Uh, but then it takes you to a demo screen and you get the title screen that just says press start…
00:11:04 - 00:11:39
The joystick is what will move you in all the directions and is pressure sensitive So if you barely push it you'll walk if you push it all the way you'll just haul ass and run Um A makes banjo jump and if you hold a you'll jump higher B lets banjo and kazoo use one of their attacks A lot of the attacks will be learned later. So you'll you'll learn some more moves and stuff as you play I can go through the tutorial The yellow c buttons on the controller Up and down change these camera zoom and left and right…
01:00:51 - 01:01:22
Noise is is funny. You would think it'd get obnoxious, but it really doesn't Yeah a little bit I like all the sound effects of like when you find a puzzle piece. It's like a it's like a Banjo strum and you know just finding the different It's all very pleasing. I feel like like it feels like you guys how many times can you hear that? ...
00:45:19 - 00:45:50
Um, they went very stereotypical You have a magic carpet and camels and stuff And you get the running shoes in this one And there's a sphinx That looks like it looks like banjo's head is on the sphinx There's one part I didn't like There's a snake charmer and you have to Well, you don't like snakes? No, you have to have it for bid You have to poop into this little basket you poop the eggs not just poop but poop the eggs And as you do I don't remember why but it makes the snake's head raise up out of the basket…
00:37:22 - 00:37:53
There's like pipes and stuff running to everything because like I said, this is like a sewer of swords There's monsters that pop out of the pipes And they will jump scare you fuckers All those green eagles or whatever the fuck they are. Yeah. Yeah, they scared the shit out of me I didn't think that banjo because it was gonna scare me like that Pissed me off. I was streaming it too when it happened There's some radioactive crabs in one part that have one giant eye and one giant claw You defeat them and you get a…
00:59:03 - 00:59:36
But not before she shoots one more magic spell at you, which it misses but she falls to her demise Or as it would appear. Suck it bitch. But yeah, then you get another cutscene and you see Banjo on the beach with all his friends. You see a woman a human woman With she's carrying big watermelons Did you see that? Yeah, she's got giant melons. She got giant melons. And uh, yeah, it kind of wraps up the game and that's That's that Yeah, we did it that was that was long goobs that felt like it took forever Now…
00:55:48 - 00:56:22
You beat the game or so you think because it plays credits. It plays credits. It plays a cutscene It's like a five minutes of like oh I beat it But that's not it because tutti's like wait a minute You didn't let her you didn't defeat her. You just let her get away. And so banjo runs back and You do the last level which is a showdown with gran tilde on the roof of her lair she flies around on a broomstick and uh When she flies past you like three times each time is like you have to hit her three different times…
00:15:55 - 00:16:27
... How the fuck could he carry this fat ass fucking bear faster than the bear can move himself? You know, it's a really cute animation because Her legs and her head are the only things sticking out of the backpack and banjo's on Her back like a backpack. It's really cute. Uh, but yeah, she does have some really skinny little bird legs How does that work? ...
00:12:45 - 00:13:20
controller and the r also is a camera button but it like recenters you so if you don't like where the camera is you can hit r and it'll recenter you You will be doing that a lot Other things that banjo will be able to do in this game. He can climb trees poles pipes. He swims swims underwater There's all kinds of stuff that you're gonna see like you who knows how to work a pool Damn right you're proud of that. I mean I am Pole dancing champion of uh 2015 Well, I thought you wanted sooner than that but Well, I…
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The next level is gobies valley. This is like a desert area. There's lots of sand mummy hands or some of the enemies There's like a giant mosquito mouse looking thing. I don't know what the fuck it was Um, they went very stereotypical You have a magic carpet and camels and stuff And you get the running shoes in this one And there's a sphinx That looks like it looks like banjo's head is on the sphinx There's one part I didn't like There's a snake charmer and you have to Well, you don't like snakes? No, you have…
